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plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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(Source: problemactic, via tropicaleo)

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humansofnewyork:

"She taught me how to dance. We actually met at a graduation party. I was the only one not on the dance floor, and her friend bet her that she couldn’t get me to dance. I’d already said ‘no’ to ten girls, but she talked me into it. We were together 55 years. She died eight years ago, but I still dance every day."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

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blackdenimjeans:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

(via ernesthemingway)

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maletrends:

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bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food

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"When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse me, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you."

— Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

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